Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 790 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)
What? No Steve?
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/355 points)
Checking out the game.
Reaching section 10.
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Playing the game for 20 minutes.
Reaching section 15.
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Completing all levels or finishing the game.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (60/185 points)
Shoot Bieber 100x times
Touchdown 10x
Do 3x Perfect Shot
Get 15x Unicorn Attack
100x Allmighty fist strikes
Throw 200 bottles at Bieber
Buy All Upgrades
Smack 1000 fans
Finish Bieber
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/17 (135/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Play the FGF game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
wtf it just a fucking demo i want more...
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (160/435 points)
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale